UNDERGRADUATE CREATIVE WRITING

To the Girls

by Nancy Adams

Men are like barbed wire
   you get caught on
  when you’re trying to mind your own business

Helen,
 It was your face,
   that bewitching face
     So pale and wan
     that caused a thousand ships
           to burn
    A legend down
 your slender hands alone
    held the match
    How could you?

And Anna K.,
  How could you?
 It’s all your fault. You made a mess of everything
It’s lucky the Count could still keep up his
       busy social schedule
And your husband-write his books
No thanks to you
    and all your charm and graces
your slender shoulders bear the blame
   of centuries of seduction

Guinevere, Guinevere, we saved the best
    for last
  the woman who had it all
      Money
        Looks and
          A kingdom and an army
             to call her very own
                   How could you?
                     Singlehandedly
                         break the Round Table
                                in 
                               two?

                   Oh, it takes two to tango?
                        And a third to play the music?
                     No, we think you danced
                            The Tarantella
                                  all
                                alone
                     The nunnery’s too good for you

                   It’s hell to be beautiful

                   Cleopatra,
                       Could take care of herself

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